Lee Strafford <lstraffo@plus.net.uk> wrote in article
<RCH84.1384$L4.31513@wards>...

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> I can't wait for "the end of the world end of day report".


Dear User,

Preparations for this are at an advanced stage, in readiness for the Last
Trump. An announcement will be made once the final conflict between Good
and Evil has been resolved.

Customers in Babylon and Niniveh may experience problems, including:
sounds as of a Rushing Mighty Wind, seas and rivers being turned to
Wormwood and Gall, murrain of cattle, and delays in uploading to FTP
webspace.  This issue has been ticketed to an Engineer for investigation
on Wednesday.

As a temporary measure, the Veil of the Temple has been rent in twain. We
apologise in advance for any difficulties which this may cause.





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PaulMac
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