Captain's Log Stardate 161299 (These are the continuing adventures of the USS Force9, her continuing mission to seek out new wires and new connections, to boldly go where no ISP has gone before.) MISsion: Betazoid marriage ceromony site went live today. Without clothing for approx 7 days. Continued development of phaser platform, established tactical group for advanced training due in the new year. Ferengi study started. Betazoid version of the Romulans transporter portal went live. CALL CENTRE: 92% of all hails answered with an average time to answer of 53 seconds. 43% of hails were answered within 20 seconds 30% of hails were answered with yellow alert 17% of hails were answered with battlestations 10% of hails were answered with destruction of opposing ship. NEURAL NETWORK UPGRADES: The work to move Data into an interfaced position on the bridge successfully completed today. -- |Jean Lee-Picard http://www.startrek.com | http://www.klingon.com |Star Fleet http://www.starfleet.net --------The Federation ------------ Disclaimer The contents of this message are confidential, and are intended solely for the person or sentient being addressed. Any views or opinions presented are solely those of Star Fleet and do not necessarily represent those of the Federation Any use, assimilation, warping, or transmission of this message is strictly prohibited under Federation Law unless written authority is given by an authorised member of Star Fleet Command. If you are not the addressed person or sentient beings, be advised that you have received this message in error. If you have received this message in error, please notify ourselves immediately by opening all hailing frequencies.