MIS:
Continued development of the "I hate Stan and Kyle" song, discussed plans
for imminent invasion of Canada. Currently looking to recruit new staff
after the "Lee's mom's a bitch" song was overheard.


Call Centre:
mmn mmmn mmmfs mnnn: 22%   Screw you guys, I'm using GNOME: 14%   Suck on
my chocolate salty balls: 48%  Average call pickup time: about 'tree-fiddy


Core Network:
upstream router, kenny.btinternet.com is behaving normally, we will
continue to monitor it's performance and yell "You bastards".
Completed the installation of satellite newsfeed from news.cartmans-ass.com



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