MIS:-

Sprachlin' aboot thon portal, wi'a guid clatter o' features an'
th'e-commerce, forbye that.


Call-Centre:-

Skrakin' phones tae tak: 97%.   Quare galloots ganchin aboot
disconnections: 17%. Re-install TCP/IP else Ah'll gieye a reet dunt, ye
barmpots so y'are: 47%.


Network Upgrades:-

BCP routers bein' up and doon lak a hoor's drawers - an' reboot tha'
bastids fer'all tha guid it'll do.  Yon's a havers, devil a doot.


Best regards,

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