MIS: 
Completed web search facility for Crusaders, taken to ye Wars and lost
track of. Statistics package be now available showing: infant death rate,
malnutrition levels, hits from Viking raiders, etc. (Ye Premium a/c
holders only)


GAMES:
Servers hath been established for ye following: Quake4 - Hunt ye Turnip;
HalfLife (as usual); Worms Everywhere.


CALL CENTRE:
Some queries could not be answered due to premature decease of ye
customers:  Leprosy- 17%, Smallpox- 27%, Bubonic Plague- 82%. 


NETWORK UPGRADES:
Connections to LINX were temporarily lost, owing to ye Great Fire. We do
penance for any inconvenience which this mayhap have caused. Ye router
shalt succumb to the King's Evil at 13:00hrs tomorrow (Thurs), or fetch me
with a wannion, else.

Regards,

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